Last night during the wee hours while the rest of the neighbors were snug in their beds ,with visions of sugar plum dancing in their heads, a local Loverboy was attacked and torn apart by two thugs.
Police apprehended the two not far from the crime scene after following a trail of 'fluff'.
One of the suspects, a male teen, ( well known to local authorities ) still had fibres from Loverboy on his coat. The other male hung his head in shame and has never before been involved in anything like this say local authorities .
" It was a suprise to me that xxxx was involved in anything like this " said a local man, who also witnessed the crime. " xxxx is usually such a momma's boy and very quiet. It must have been the influence of the younger more unruley teen" said Mr. H Bear who was putting up his Christmas decorations and heard the commotion, but was too late to help.
Authorities now have the two suspects behind bars awaiting a hearing before the local judge, however given that the judge knew Loverboy and was rather fond of the lad, its doubtful the two thugs will be released anytime soon.
^Two suspects in local jail. ^
We will miss you Loverboy.
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5 comments:
nooooooooo!
Oh no!!! This is the saddest thing I've heard all day!
ROFL!!! Ok, I shouldn't be laughing, *blushing from embarrassment. You are too funny though :)
RIP Loverboy..... oh the poor tyke should have his own memorial site hehe
How cute...and funny. They do look guilty don't they?
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